João CarreiroNo boring stuff. Impossible is welcome.Whipit

João Carreiro

  1. Agents are dead. Long live the system.
  2. Context is dead. Long live Dreaming.
  3. The model is dead. Long live the harness.

I define problems, design solutions, challenge the architecture and validate the outcome, while AI handles the implementation. Like a chef running a Michelin-star kitchen.

Contact me

No boring stuff. Impossible is welcome.

Home AI lab48 projects13 MCPs & CLIs42 AI tools + integrations15 public codebases

Is this the new CV?

I asked ChatGPT where I rank among its users, and to be honest about it.

Here’s the usual CV ↗, if you fancy those.

  • Systems thinkingTop 1%
  • Breadth and learning speedTop 1%
  • Precision and methodical executionTop 5–10%
  • Technical problem solvingTop 1–2%
  • Spotting inconsistenciesTop 1–2%
  • Product and strategic reasoningTop 2%

The good “…high general reasoning + unusually high agency + very broad transfer learning.”

The bad “…fairly low tolerance for tedious verification 😄.”

Read the full chat ↗I promise I write better English when talking to real people.

The Roads Not Taken

Current research focus

What if an AI-assisted development run could show the important decisions behind one solution, the context-dependent alternatives we did not take, and eventually let us explore a different path?

Decision Multiverse aims to map consequential choices without preset branch counts or categories. First we will test whether we can capture decisions faithfully, distinguish evidence from inference, and present a useful visual map. Later we hope to replay selected alternatives in isolation and compare real solution quality, cost and human intervention. Unexecuted paths are hypotheses, never observed results.

Core question: does exploring alternative decisions deliver better solutions than following one path with the same total resources?

Read the working thesis ↗   Research roadmap ↗

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Flagships

Where most of my time goes

AgentHydra CommunityOne dashboard. Multiple PCs. Your own server. An open-source continuation of AgentHydra, featuring a self-hosted hub, individual device authentication and community-driven development.Maintainer

Maintainer

One dashboard. Multiple PCs. Your own server. An open-source continuation of AgentHydra, featuring a self-hosted hub, individual device authentication and community-driven development.

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Shopping AssistantPrepare your household’s weekly Continente cart from its shopping habits, compare alternatives and review everything before completing the order.Beta

Beta

Prepare your household’s weekly Continente cart from its shopping habits, compare alternatives and review everything before completing the order.

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CapacityShare how much capacity you have right now, with one person or a small group, without turning care into another conversation.Beta

Beta

Share how much capacity you have right now, with one person or a small group, without turning care into another conversation.

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Development CycleA control plane for supervised AI-assisted development, with pluggable runners, durable state, validation gates and correction loops.Creator

Creator

A control plane for supervised AI-assisted development, with pluggable runners, durable state, validation gates and correction loops.

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AI Server CommanderGive ChatGPT and Claude chat sessions terminal access to your server, without separate API, Codex, or Claude Code credits.Creator

Creator

Give ChatGPT and Claude chat sessions terminal access to your server, without separate API, Codex, or Claude Code credits.

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Track StudioYour car's data on top of your track-day footage: speed, lap times, G-forces, pedals and the track map. Tesla Track Mode recordings are imported and synced automatically.Live

Live

Your car's data on top of your track-day footage: speed, lap times, G-forces, pedals and the track map. Tesla Track Mode recordings are imported and synced automatically.

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RadarCurated news and competitive intelligence for people who want signal, context and daily rhythm without drowning in noise.Beta

Beta

Curated news and competitive intelligence for people who want signal, context and daily rhythm without drowning in noise.

1,017 editions since Mar 2026

Kids ExplorerA deliberately simple voice-and-camera experience for the Rabbit R1 that lets a young child ask questions and explore objects around them. Install it with your own OpenAI key.Beta

Beta

A deliberately simple voice-and-camera experience for the Rabbit R1 that lets a young child ask questions and explore objects around them. Install it with your own OpenAI key.

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Shipped

Mine, live or in beta

Octopus Role BenchmarksA role-based LLM benchmark that turns public quality, coding and pricing data into practical model choices for multi-agent systems.Creator

Creator

A role-based LLM benchmark that turns public quality, coding and pricing data into practical model choices for multi-agent systems.

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Limited-Time DealsTemporary retail opportunities presented like a proper online shop. Works with Lidl and Aldi, with stock signals and alerts instead of messy leaflets.Live

Live

Temporary retail opportunities presented like a proper online shop. Works with Lidl and Aldi, with stock signals and alerts instead of messy leaflets.

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Refurb RadarFind refurbished products that are actually good deals by comparing them with validated new-market prices, condition and warranty.Beta

Beta

Find refurbished products that are actually good deals by comparing them with validated new-market prices, condition and warranty.

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OpenAI AdapterA generic adapter that lets OpenAI-compatible models use tools through a common command contract, without patching every host project.Creator

Creator

A generic adapter that lets OpenAI-compatible models use tools through a common command contract, without patching every host project.

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Headful Auth TunnelA tiny browser tunnel for AI agents: when automation hits a login, 2FA or CAPTCHA, a human solves it and the agent carries on.Creator

Creator

A tiny browser tunnel for AI agents: when automation hits a login, 2FA or CAPTCHA, a human solves it and the agent carries on.

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Server ObservabilityA compact Linux server and network monitoring stack that catches storage stalls, blocked processes and network failures early.Creator

Creator

A compact Linux server and network monitoring stack that catches storage stalls, blocked processes and network failures early.

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Contributions

Open source I helped build

OctopusSecond-largest contributor, with 89 merged pull requests: hardened how multi-agent runs survive failure, with process supervision, retries, recovery after interrupted runs and quality gates.#2 contributor

#2 contributor

Second-largest contributor, with 89 merged pull requests: hardened how multi-agent runs survive failure, with process supervision, retries, recovery after interrupted runs and quality gates.

90 merged PRs

ClawSweeperContributed the repair flow that takes a failed PR to safe branch edits, with planning, validation and checkpoint gates.Contributor

Contributor

Contributed the repair flow that takes a failed PR to safe branch edits, with planning, validation and checkpoint gates.

5 merged PRs

OpenVNCViewerA VNC viewer for Windows that also logs in to macOS Screen Sharing. Contributed account credentials limited to ARD, isolation of events from replaced sessions, remembered window preferences and text-send progress with cancel.Contributor

Contributor

A VNC viewer for Windows that also logs in to macOS Screen Sharing. Contributed account credentials limited to ARD, isolation of events from replaced sessions, remembered window preferences and text-send progress with cancel.

7 merged PRs

In the works

Being built, or running only for me

Regime SuiteTradingView indicators in Pine Script that classify the market as trend or rotation from range, Value Area and momentum readings, with confirmation streaks and debug labels that show what each decision saw.Private

Private

TradingView indicators in Pine Script that classify the market as trend or rotation from range, Value Area and momentum readings, with confirmation streaks and debug labels that show what each decision saw.

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Freqtrade StrategiesThe Python side of Regime Suite: Freqtrade strategies that share its regime gate, FreqAI models and automated rolling hyperopt runs. Upstream, two merged fixes to Freqtrade’s profit reporting.Private

Private

The Python side of Regime Suite: Freqtrade strategies that share its regime gate, FreqAI models and automated rolling hyperopt runs. Upstream, two merged fixes to Freqtrade’s profit reporting.

2 merged PRs

Trend SuiteThe trend side of Regime Suite, grown from my earlier Hull Trading Suite: a TradingView indicator in Pine Script that enters and exits on Hull trend signals, filtered by trend strength, volume, Stochastic RSI and candle body.Private

Private

The trend side of Regime Suite, grown from my earlier Hull Trading Suite: a TradingView indicator in Pine Script that enters and exits on Hull trend signals, filtered by trend strength, volume, Stochastic RSI and candle body.

TradingView WorkbenchTradingView desktop bridge for inspecting live charts, Pine scripts and debugging indicators through controlled MCP tooling.Private

Private

TradingView desktop bridge for inspecting live charts, Pine scripts and debugging indicators through controlled MCP tooling.

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Memory KeeperA family memory app that preserves stories from parents and grandparents, in their own words, through guided voice and video.Development

Development

A family memory app that preserves stories from parents and grandparents, in their own words, through guided voice and video.

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CompraGuardA private purchase-protection app designed to turn receipts and invoices into useful records, deadlines, reminders and next actions.Validation

Validation

A private purchase-protection app designed to turn receipts and invoices into useful records, deadlines, reminders and next actions.

Social PublisherA planned editorial workflow for personal X and LinkedIn posts, from discovering ideas and checking sources to original commentary and human review.Planning

Planning

A planned editorial workflow for personal X and LinkedIn posts, from discovering ideas and checking sources to original commentary and human review.

560 lines

Chief of StaffA private executive-operations layer for planning, follow-ups and recurring life/admin workflows.Private

Private

A private executive-operations layer for planning, follow-ups and recurring life/admin workflows.